Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera and His Record-breaking 19-Inch “Humdinger”

imageThis holiday season, there’s one thing 52-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera of Saltillo, Mexico, won’t be putting in a box. Packing a record-breaking 19 inches of heat, Cabrera has the largest penis in the world as certified by World Record Academy. (Our condolences to 13.5-incher Jonah Falcon of Brooklyn, NY!) While Guinness World Records doesn’t “monitor” penis sizes, thwarting Cabrera’s long-held desires for their certification, we’d be hard-pressed to find anyone bigger.

Still, Roberto’s big penis comes loaded with jumbo-sized problems. He tells Mexican newspaper Vanguardia that his humungous humdinger is preventing him from holding a job, keeping a relationship, or even kneeling down at church. After he was deported from the U.S. to Saltillo in 2011, Cabrera has been forced to lead a lone existence in a room doled out to him by his brothers, relying on social assistance and food scraps.

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera says. “I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

To get a better idea of how massive his member is, World Record Academy offers that “the world’s smallest man ever documented, Chandra Bahadur Dangi, is only two-and-a-half inches taller” than Roberto’s penis.

It’s like the old saying goes: Mo penis, mo problems.
Roberto’s elephantine penis has been verified via medical examination and 3D-scan in Saltillo. Doctors have confirmed that the tip’s circumference rounds out to about 10 inches. They’ve also discovered that the main part of his penis is an average 6 inches long—what remains is just “extra skin.”

With such results, he’s eligible for a life-improving shaft reduction operation. But it would appear as though Roberto is choosing to cash in on his 19-incher rather than opt for the pricey surgery.
As he continues to pursue recognition as a disabled person from the Mexican government, New York Daily News reports that Esquivel Cabrera is open to any pornography opportunities. Additionally, his life and hardships will be the subject of a tell-all book called “El Sordido Pudor.” (Translation: “Sordid Shyness”)


Source: New York Daily News

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